STAN STANHOPE has a fantastic head of hair and would use one of his Genie-wishes (were he to get the standard three) on world peace. He believes that his impeccable hygiene and diction can help make this world a better place if only scientists can figure out a way to make that happen. Until then, he distrusts science.
Stan doesn’t speak any other languages, but honestly believes that the people from other countries will understand him if he just speaks his English loudly and clearly enough.
He is for carnations, real butter and American Idol. He is against titanium, cartoonists, and the word, “filibuster”
Stan started his career outside of Wichita as an orchard correspondent for a local produce magazine. He quickly ascended to the position of Grove Chief before the voices of the big city beckoned him. He heeded their call and moved to Wichita proper. The city scared him and so he moved back. He was not rehired by the Magazine and it was then that he learned that it wasn’t a magazine at all, but an elaborate ruse perpetrated by the citizens of the small town, to keep Stan from loitering.
This single incident, combined with a healthy diet and proper exercise, made Stan question all he had believed in up to that point. He met a man who might have actually been a woman, in a bus depot in Wichita. This person’s name was unremarkable enough that Stan has forgotten everything about him/her with the exception of his/her gender non-specificity… and that this person, introduced Stan to the glamorous but dangerous world of Splenda.
When Stan finally regained consciousness, he was on a bus headed for Loudon, New Hampshire. But because he had to pee, he got off in New York City, and, long story short, Stan is now the host of the hit series, Poli-Graft, and the creator of Obama, or Yo Mama.
He wishes people nothing but the best, unless, of course they are bad people, in which case he wishes them two other things besides the best…and they have to guess what those two things are.

 

DANA DAY knows that her name is alliterative and realizes that it would also sound redundant if she were not on a show with a man named, Stan Stanhope. She realizes that she is often intimidating to men who date women.
Dana hates things like extortion and littering, unless you are a smoker or in a movie theatre. Then they are both ok.
Dana is a top-notch interviewer who came up through the ranks of, Newstruth Magazine, winning the coveted, Carpal Tunnel Award for Heady Journalism, for uncovering the pecadillos and transgressions of two presidents, both of whom will remain unnamed, so as not to hint in any way at her real age. Suffice it to say that neither president was, “Herbert Hoover” as rumored in a certain seedy periodical, which will remain unnamed, but not un-rhymed-with. Take that, Rational Kin Hirer. She continued to ascend the ranks of New York News in merit only, while slowly descending the ladder of actual industry success, due in part to her penchant for the truth and belief in the greater integrity a third party would bring to the American political landscape.
Dana is a skilled journalist who is described by her peers as intelligent, blond, hardworking, slim, honest, a b-cup, and sometimes fun at parties; by her admirers as thorough and truth-seeking, by her detractors as, “…a member of the Flat-Earth Society.” and by the voting public as “maybe having once appeared on The Colbert Report.”
Dana, of course, denies all of this except for the good stuff and the b-cup.
Dana hopes people watch Obama or Yo Mama. Real people, not just the people who also watch C-Span.

 

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